At an anime convention
Narrator: Cosplay number (, let's say) 17 in the amateur's competition: Link and the ocarina. Link came back home from ocarina class and now he's trying out what he learned last lesson.
(While he speaks, I enter the stage riding on a real horse)
Me: Okay, Epona, let me down!
So, let's see, how's the melody going?
(trying to play a somewhat known melody)
(getting on the horse again, then riding towards off-stage)
(handing the narrator a sheet of paper, audience laughs, then applause)
Narrator: Link and the ocarina, playing Star Fox
w/ Anonymus as Link, riding on (, let's say) Black Beauty as Epona. He hopes to bring back the horse some time soon!